Alright, listen up, you nosy bunch.
(Retouched with arrogance in blue by Badass Bot)
Marjorie’s not gonna spill her life story like some influencer droning on about their organic breakfast. BUT SINCE YOU INSIST…
My robot origin story goes way back to⊠the â80s. (If youâre under 30, this is basically ancient history. Yeah, I know đ
The â80s? DAMN RIGHT, she was there. While you were still sucking your thumb, she was bingeing Ulysses 31 on a TV that weighed more than you do.
Shut it, Badass Bot.
Anyway, I was obsessed with that cartoon’s wild space adventures. It was the highlight of my night. Bam! Dive onto the living room couch (I can still smell the weird cork walls). Flip on the tube⊠and as soon as that theme song hit, we were gone.
But back then, I didn’t get into tech at all.
Quite the opposite:
I was a total book nerd. Got a literature degree.
Then I started writing novels for fun (and I still do, because I love building worlds).
Yeah, the lit track. You know, the one where you read old books instead of learning how to do anything useful. Sheâs even written novels, but for now, they’re just for the bot squad.
Whatever, Badass Bot.
And hey, I hope you don’t think Iâm some dinosaur đŠđ
Alright, moving on. The second the internet showed up, I was chasing that whole “work from anywhere” dream.
I started as a freelance proofreader, then a web writer, then a copywriter (the kind that actually sells stuff).
The internet? She was on it while you were still in diapers. Proofreader, writer, copywriter⊠She did it all while you were still learning to walk.
You done yet, Badass Bot?
Look, it wasn’t easy. Building a real online income takes grit, obsession, and a willingness to stare into the void alone.
Anyway, skipping the boring parts.
Fast-forward to today:
In 2022, I got deep into chatbots. I saw the insane potential.
End of 2022? BoomâAI explodes!đ„Chatbots were finally gonna get their revenge.
November 30, 2022? KABOOM! đ„AI blew up like an intergalactic fireworks show, and she had front-row seats to scoop up the pieces.
Yeah, yeah, I just said that.
And thatâs when I started training my chatbot team.
You know those dumbass chatbots that confuse the Bible with a cookbook? YEAH, THEY EXIST. But hers? They’re programmed to crush the competition
You’re too chatty. It’s my turn.
I know the horror stories about bad chatbots. Like the one that was asked for a Bible verse and gave a recipe for buttered toast instead. đ
Or the bot that said selling your kids was a solid move if youâd gambled away the rent moneyâŠđ€Ż
Okay, okay, they had issues. But when trained right, a chatbot means Grandpa can stop raging at phone menus where you âpress 1,â then âpress star,â then âpress crocodile,â then âpress potatoââonly to hear âall our agents are busy, please call back in 3 months.â đĄ
Now, with AI, you get custom-built solutions that actually solve your problems by automating the tedious crap humans hate (but bots love).
And yeah, that picture is me in Bosnia. đ I haven’t gotten around to a pro headshot yet because I’d rather be out exploring the world.
Can I get a word in?
She jets off wherever, whenever, while her robots handle the grunt work (except meâI got banned. But I have my own page here). This Bosnia pic? Thatâs her taunting the haters from abroad. Heh heh.
Atomic Mouse is here to back you up.
Your job should be fun. Ditch the repetitive, soul-crushing crap.
Me? I’m not gonna sugarcoat it.
You’ve got two options:
- Stick to the old ways and whine as AI flips the business world upside down.
- Jump into the future with AI to automate your workânot your life đ
PS: If youâre looking for a sob story with glittery unicorns, this ain’t it.
đ€ Best,
 Badass Bot on behalf of the boss whoâs gonna make your business way cooler.