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From: Marjorie Fabulous Bots
Location: Roboland
Date: Uh, right now
BAM!
You’ve just been slammed blasted onto my page. Welcome to Roboland.
Wait, you don’t know how you got here?
Good grief! I can’t tell you either.
But don’t worry, nothing terrible is going to happen to you (probably). 🙄
And since you’re here, we might as well get acquainted.
Who am I? They call me Marjorie Fabulous Bots, or the Bot Wrangler.I’m also a novelist, so creating universes is my thing.
That’s why I created Roboland (🤫 Shh, don’t tell the bots in my “Tim.” They’d be protesting on your desktop every five minutes, convinced they built it).
Roboland is a universe where I’ll talk about AI and automation (I know, it sounds boring when I put it like that). But mostly, you’ll get the adventures of Grandpa the AI klutz. As long as Badass Bot doesn’t hijack my emails, of course…
(🕵️Badass Bot interruption: Nope. Actually, you’re going to be her human guinea pig!)
See? I was right. He’s already trolling me.
Shut up, Badass Bot, you’ll scare them away!
Don’t listen to him.
Okay, fine, I’ll admit it. To enter Roboland—my private list for people who hate or fear AI—you have to agree to be a live test subject in my lab.
You might even have the honor of being featured here as a testimonial someday. Because, yeah, for now, this page is a little empty. Everyone’s gotta start somewhere, right?
So pay attention, because you might just become one of my best success stories. Or one of my biggest haters. Who knows.
Why join my list of crazy subscribers? Which of these 7 deadly sins is yours?
PRIDE: You pretend you know AI
Admit it: when someone talks about neural networks or LLMs, you just nod along while picturing a plate of spaghetti or a bag of M&Ms.
It’s that moment your neighbor mentions ChatGPT, and you force a smile while thinking, “What a dumb name!” and say, “Oh yeah, totally, I know all about it.”
Or you just nod politely, secretly convinced it’s just a passing fad.
In Roboland, we demystify all that crap, and you can ask all the stupid questions you want (besides, Grandpa’s already asking them for you).
GREED: You want it all, right now, for free
Do you dream of a magic button that transforms your life without you lifting a finger or spending a dime?
You scour the internet for THE ultimate freebie, the miracle prompt that will make you rich. Spoiler alert: that button doesn’t exist.
But don’t worry, our newsletter is free. Okay, so it won’t make you a millionaire in 3 clicks, but Grandpa will be here to show you that AI is for everyone—even for him, the biggest klutz in the universe.
ENVY: You’re pissed because your neighbor is doing amazing stuff with AI
Your colleague is generating insane images for work? Your friend automated his email responses and now sleeps in an extra 2 hours every morning?
How is that fair, when you’re just sitting there, staring at your screen, feeling completely overwhelmed?
Actually, they’re cheating: they only know a few simple tricks. Time to stop seething in silence and start blowing some minds. Badass Bot assures you no one was born with an AI chip in their brain.
LUST: You’re obsessed with the latest shiny gadget; “AI will change everything!”
With AI, there’s always a new, shiny thing promising the world. It’s an obsession to try everything, to be on top of every trend.
Reminds me of something: Grandpa was hoping AI could feed his chickens for him.
In Roboland, we won’t show you how to feed your chickens, but we will show you how AI can lighten your workload and save you a ton of time.
GLUTTONY: You consume tons of AI info without doing anything
You watch tons of videos, your inbox is overflowing with newsletters, and you’ve read 10 different guides on AI.
Reminds me of Grandpa collecting gardening books while his vegetable patch looked like a jungle.
In Roboland, you’ll get entertaining little stories and juicy tidbits you can actually sink your teeth into. You’ll be itching to start testing out your new AI knowledge.
WRATH: AI isn’t working the way you want
You just spent 3 hours trying to generate an image, and it looks like absolute garbage.
Your chatbot misunderstands everything and stubbornly insists that the Eiffel Tower was built by aliens.
Everyone better stay out of your way: you’re cursing every bot on the planet and are one second away from smashing your keyboard.
By signing up for the Roboland newsletter, you’ll get a daily email that will make you say, “Me, angry? Never!”
SLOTH: You tell yourself AI is too complicated and you’ll “get to it later”
That’s Grandpa’s move, too. He’s the king of procrastination when it comes to figuring out a new TV remote. But he finally got on board with AI (even if he still grumbles about it).
Then again, he loves the idea of showing off his new skills to the mail lady.
This newsletter will be your friendly kick in the pants. Entertaining emails where I will absolutely, definitely sell you something useful (so get your wallet ready, heh heh!).
Become the Star Testimonial
Come leave your autograph as a satisfied customer (uh, once you’re actually satisfied). You’ll get your name on my wall of famous clients, just like this 👇
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The best universe creator since the Stone Age…
Marjorie Loup – Best Universe Creator on the Internet
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Holy cow! We’ve learned everything about this human (despite her madness).
BossBot, Manager of the Bot “Tim”
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Whoa there, you looky-loos! You think I’m gonna give a testimonial just like that? You gotta pay up. I ain’t got time to waste.
Badass Bot, Banned Bot Turned Internet Troll
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AI has changed my life. Now I know how to ask ChatGPT to write an email for me.
Papy, AI Tester and Admirer of the Mail Lady